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Quotes about single mothers dating

God knows their mother never buys them anything nice. Thank you so much for the birthday flowers, dear boy.

I've sent along my last ten pounds in this card, which I hope you'll spend on my grandchildren.

The important thing is that you have a nice holiday, thousands of miles away from your ailing mother.

I would have invited you, but I know that woman you live with would have never let you come.

I bet she's never even watched that videotape of my haemorrhoid surgery, has she?

Well son, it's time for me to crawl off to bed now.

I lost my cane beating off muggers last week, but don't you worry about me.

I'm also getting used to the cold since they turned my heat off and am grateful because the frost on my bed numbs the constant pain.

Now don't you even think about sending any more money, because I know you need it for those expensive family holidays you take every year.Give my love to my darling grand-babies and my regards to whatever-her-name-is -- the one with the black roots who stole you screaming from my bosom.Sophia and Hannah are discussing the best ways to make their young sons finish their meals.Sophia says, "As an Italian mother, I put on a fierce look and say to Primo, if you dont finish your meal, Im going to kill you.It works most of the time."Freda had long been suspicious of a relationship between Henry and Debbie and this had only made her more curious.Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Freda started to wonder if there was more between Henry and Debbie than met the eye.Reading his mum's thoughts, Henry said, "I know what you must be thinking, mum, but I assure you Debbie and I are just roommates."About a week later, Debbie said to Henry "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. " Henry replied "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote: Dear Mother, I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, I'm not saying that you "did not" take the gravy ladle.But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.Dear Son, I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Debbie, and I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with Debbie.But the fact remains that if she were sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.Lionel from London is taking his University gap year in America and hes visiting as many places there as he can.

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